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“My cat is a scraggly-ass…”

“I love my cat; I love my cat more than I love any animal alive. But my cat is obese. My cat is the most scraggly-ass—my cat has seen some shit, you know? I’m not gonna go around talking about his obese scraggly ass like he’s the most beautiful cat ever cuz that would be weird”

—Gina Wills

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Peeta loves some bread porn

Peeta: Oh yeah, doughnut! That was kin-kay! Oh look at the way that rye is just greasing that tin! And that baguette! Man, that's one mighty fine stick o bread. Look at the buns on that! Oh I'd love to get all pound-cake on that muffin. Speaking of muffins, those chocolate ones have got me drooling. Oh Katniss! Just gaze upon those loaves!
Katniss: Peeta. Are you watching bread porn again?
Peeta: OH YEAH! KATNISS ARE YOU SEEING THIS???!!!! LOOK AT THE FLEXIBILITY OF THAT DANISH!
Katniss: FOR SQUIRRELS' SAKES, PEETA, TURN THAT OFF. I FORBID YOU FROM WATCHING THIS EVER AGAIN.
Peeta: NO NOT THE HOT CROSS BUNS! THAT'S MY FAVOURITE PORN MOVIE! GIVE IT BACK!